Bend over so I can fuck you with my strapon

So you know how last week I walked in and I caught you jerking off to gay porn?

Yeah, well, um, I'm gonna give you a little taste of... some more of that, I guess you could say.

See this? Mmm. It's pretty nice, right? It's similar to the ones that you were watching in that porno.

Well, um, you wouldn't experience that in real life?

Of course you do, or you wouldn't be watching it.