Feed You My Super Power

I am fucking Superman. I am a cocky, arrogant, sexy bastard who strolls around in his lycra fucking top and red speedos.

Don't forget me to prison. Me, my lycra fucking spray-on muscle top that just shows you how much power I can generate from my back, my tris, my bis, my pecs.

All of it together, you've got no fucking chance.

Ha ha, you can't take me, you can't catch me. Ha ha ha... ha.

What's that? Oh fuck. Is that a necklace of kryptonite?