I have a few bisexual blind dates planned for you

I got you a present. I saw it and I just kind of made me think of you. Do you want it?

It's kind of sexy. It's kind of tied into something that I think you've been wanting to do for a long time.

Like, I'm pretty sure. You haven't said anything, but it's just something that I can sort of feel.

It's a little cigar. Not too big for your first one.

See, I've always heard that guys who like to suck cock really like cigars.