My stepsister gets very excited about the gift I left her for her birthday

Hello, sister, happy birthday, how are you?

Oh, okay, a lot of presents or what? Really? Ah well,

Well, I also have a very special gift for you. Yeah, well, I figured it out. You

Yes, I want to know what it is. Well, you know those women's torsos.

What do they have, like, a salad bar and stuff? Well, if I eat as a gift, why?