MY WIFE COMES ON A TRIP AND FUCKS ME FOR THE ABSENCE OF SEX

Hey, guys, tell them we haven't worked for a week.

Out-of-business travel. You could say, I've been doing new things, then.

I haven't done anything with my love for a week now. Well, it's every day.

Then I've come on a trip, let's see how my sweetheart greets me, because well,

You never know, so let's see what my sweetheart's up to today.