Plenty of mileage left in these old English fannies

Hi there guys, Al here. How are you all doing? Are you all feeling really holey? I know I am.

I've decided to go a bit glittery today for you. What do you think? Nice and short?

Do you like the black tags that they make a look?

Quite sexy isn't it?

I think I'm going to make myself a bit more comfortable by removing these wicked heels I've got on.