THE PSYCHIC SAID THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME

Yes, hello. Yeah, okay. It can't be. Look, he's been celebrating for six years, I don't believe him.

How do you know his name? Who the hell are you to say that about my husband, you even know that?

I can't believe you can even see the facts, have you seen him in town with another girl? Thanks for calling. Well, if there's any other news, I guess you know my phone number. I'm furious, of course. Goodbye.

What the fuck are you doing? Oh, my God, open your eyes. I'm having a serious conversation. You know who just called me, no who, what happened? What's the news?

You and I have been married for six years.