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Hi, my ankles. I'm surprised to see you back here today because I didn't expect my wife to decide.

Yes, when I arrived this morning after my girls went out for their pee, I found underneath the bed all that stuff I had to put on.

She bought the jean skirt four or five days ago in my company, I thought it was for her, but really it was to get me to put

So she took out the whole makeup kit, jewelry, everything was on the bed.

And then I put my false eyelashes through my eyes, on my cheeks and lips, as you'd probably like to do once in a while, or you'd like to do it once in a while.